See , how people write leave Applications.












It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.


Just Read It.








The Leave Applications;)




Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:


"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."














This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:


"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."










Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."










From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."










Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"










An incident of a leave letter:


"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."










A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"










Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."










Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."










Another one:


"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."










Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".










Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."










A candidate's job application:


"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post




















Must Read










Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.












Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat


word for word what you shouldn't have said.










Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching










them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years


telling them to sit down and shut-up.










Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.










I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids


do you want?










Children are natural mimics who act like their parents,


despite every effort to teach them good manners.










Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like


shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.










"There is only one pretty child in the world... and every


mother has it." - Chinese Proverb.










Children will soon forget your presents. They will always


remember your presence.










The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind


yourself that there are children more awful than your own.










Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.


"Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?"


















You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of


the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.


















A child's greatest period of growth is the month after


you've purchased new school clothes.


















Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby"


has never tried it.
















The best inheritance parents can give their children is


a few minutes of their time each day.


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